The First Post Is Always the Hardest!

If you are a big fans of blogs (and let's face it, about 2 of you are), the most important blog to any blogger would be the first blog! Maybe it's because the first blog tells you who you are. If you're a conservative, right-wing nut, most of what you going to say would be along the lines of...

Obama's a socialist!

Abortion is murder!!

George W. Bush was the greatest president ever! (Sidenote: If you ever run into a blog that has this on there, please close your browser, shut down the computer, and walk away from the computer as quickly as possible! You might be exposed to the Dumbass Virus!)

If you're a die hard fan of all New York based teams and have a hard time dealing with reality, you might say...

A-Rod is the reason the Yanks are winning the World Series, baby!

The Knicks are better off without Starbury! (Which, in truth, they are!)

The New York Islanders are going to win the Stanley Cup this year! (Sidenote: If you ever run into a blog that has this on there, please close your browser, shut down the computer, and walk away from the computer as quickly as possible! You might be exposed to the Dumbass Virus!)

The fact of the matter is, let's face it, when people blog online, they are trying to make their opinions count for more than what it's probably worth! I'm here to tell you that my blog will probably be some of the same stuff that you're used to now!

However, mine will be funny (that's a lie)! It will also be poignant to the issue at hand (once again, I lie). Did I say I would post hot chicks on my blog (my nose has grown 3 inches longer at the end of this sentence)!

But I will be honest about one thing! IF I FIND SOMETHING ONLINE THAT IS EITHER
1) FUNNY AS HELL
2) DISTURBING AS HELL
3) PLAIN OUT WRONG
4) ALL THE ABOVE
...I'M PUTTING IT ON THE BOARD! (Unless it's a NSFW clip, then that stays on the hard drive. HEE HEE!)

Don't believe me...

(Don't worry, Cat! We'll find the real killers!)

So now, I'm in the blogging game folks! Fingers, don't fail me now!!!