Thursday, October 15, 2009

If there isn't anybody nominated for ASS WHOOPING OF THE YEAR, this kid just got it!

Earlier today, a little kid from Fort Collins, Colorado managed to pull on the heart string of America. Falcon Heene, apart of the bad ass Heene Brothers of Fort Collins, Colorado, tricked his parents and about 1000 policemen and safety officials by unleashing a weather balloon used for tracking tornadoes and other phenomenons while escaping to the attic to hide from his father (who only one can hope was about to lay into his ass with a belt)! When he was found hours later, he was remorseful and sad that all the brave people of Colorado and the world were trying to find a kid who was just otherwise hiding. His father cried, tears were shed by the family, and the Henne Family began the process of building love again!

While that is all good, there are several things that still bug me about this.

1) HEENE FAMILY ARE REALITY TV STARS

Mind you, if you're a big Wife Swap fan, you might be aware that the Heene Family were on the show twice (2) times and both times, they were an awful family. Which leads to point 2

2) HEENE BROTHERS ARE BAD ASSES

If you thought that Falcon Henne was the only Brother to deal with, you're wrong! There are 3 brothers that constantly raises hell on a daily basis. And the sad thing, they had the ordacity to try to show the world they were tough on YouTube with videos of themselves posing like bad asses!

Well, I'm hitting back hard! You say that you're not pussies, Heene Bros. Let's put that to the test.

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